#BLACK MESA CRACK LIFE CAMPAIGN MOD#
#BLACK MESA CRACK LIFE CAMPAIGN MODS#

The Nimrod Force Fuckshit KKK Smasher of Faggots X Alpha version 133.Viking Gargantua (Replaces the Gargantua).Filthy Controller (Replaces the Alien Controller).Billy squid/BullChicken (Replaces the Bullsquid).The team have also remade Half-Lifes much-maligned Xen section. Well, lets not waste any more time and dive headfirst into the games weapons: Barnacle Grapples. Much more than a simple port, Black Mesa updates Valves game with fancier assets, new voice acting, a reworked campaign and more.

#BLACK MESA CRACK LIFE CAMPAIGN MODS#

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The most annoying Houndeye in the world (Replaces the Houndeye) Half-Life: Alyx would reveal that he actually is capable of doing this.

SHE THICC Assassin (Replaces Female Assassin only in Campaign Mode).

Players assume the role of a scientist named Gordon Freeman, who must find his way out of the Black Mesa facility after an experiment gone wrong. The game was Valves debut product and the first game in the Half-Life series.

Soviet Army H.E.C.U Microsoft Sam Marine (Replaces the H.E.C.U Marine, No official name was given for it) Half-Life is a first-person shooter developed by Valve and published by Sierra Studios in 1998.Alienation 'Surrgeant' Snarkman/DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (Replaces the Snark).

HOH SIS Grunt (Replaces the Alien Grunt).

Nazi Soldier (Replaces the Vortigaunt, replaces the Nazi with the '90 Vortigaunt/Disco Vortigaunt in Campaign Mode).

#BLACK MESA CRACK LIFE CAMPAIGN MOD#

This version of the mod (1.5) doesnt work with Black Mesa 1.0 (Xen) Wait for the update. Gentleman Headcrab/Gentlecrab (Replaces the Headcrab) Crack-Life Remastered is a recreation of Crack-Life mod in Black Mesa.Lithuanian Chav/Slav/Gopnik (Replaces the Zombie).Black Mesa Security guard (Makes the guards Russian).Black Mesa Scientist (Makes everyone a freak).

The random scientist then tells the other scientist to shut up and that he knows he is going to start a Nazi apocalypse because he heard about his plan to do so, the other scientist then tells him to shut the fuck up and that there is going to be no Nazi apocalypse, the random scientist then says that as long as he's getting payed enough, everything should go smoothly.Īfter that, Fordon enters the test chamber and executes the test but after he does that he opens a portal to Nazi Germany and the scientist conducting his test reveals himself to be a Nazi and that he conducted the test to open a portal to Nazi Germany so that Nazis can come through the portal and invade Black Mesa and start the Nazi apocalypse. Fordon goes down to the test chamber to execute the test but before he could enter the test chamber, he finds himself face to face with a random scientist and the scientist conducting his test.Ī scientist tells Fordon that him and Fordon will have to have sex, the other scientist says that he is wearing a HEV Suit and he wouldn't be able to have sex with him because of that. The mod has been updated over time to be a better mod.Īfter Fordon Greeman arrives at the Anomalous Materials Laboratory and donning his HEV Suit. Most characters are from memes from both video games and movies. The story is deliberately made to be as nonsensical and offensive as possible. Crack-Life is a stand-alone mod with its own story and unique characters.

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